A day in the life of.... moi

freddybenson:

severe storm warnings more like

unless you live in florida its more like

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

an-excess-of-tennant:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is brilliant.

you read that in his voice don’t deny it

missmaceymouse:

disney-where-dreams-come-true:

You can find the original videos [ Here ]

omg

hamishthehobbit:

femmeslasher:

cattstark:

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:

x

I AM GOING TO DO IT

I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE

(Source: yeptea)

my-beds-perfect-for-hiddleston:

the-avengers—initiative:

farewelltohemispheres:

luciawestwick:

His eyes always are different.

From blue to green.

do you like the colour of the sky?

NO

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

16goingonserial:

theghostpiilot:

shes-little-miss-pipedream:

unwanted-spooky-hair:

thegingerterrorist:

mystery492:

#win

i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background

HEADMASTER ZEFRON

Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?

am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose

perfection

(Source: pleatedjeans)

that-whovian-nerdfighter:

exequalistmako:

This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”

Muggles.

starangeandunusual:

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

^PERFECT!

(Source: hapsical)

themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything